For the most part, people still aren’t reading my wife’s blog. But she did pass the 500 hit mark yesterday. I know that’s not much compared to those blogs that get hundreds of thousands of hits every single day. But it’s a milestone nonetheless, and she was very happy. This meant, instead of scavenging crusty old Rubbermaid containers for morsels of leftovers last night, I was presented with a plate of scallops and pasta, seemingly smothered in garlic and butter. The weird thing is: I’ve never seen her cook with so much butter before. I don’t know why. I like butter. What was the special occasion? It was then my wife explained her system of celebratory rewards to me…
500 blog hits – I get scallops and butter.
2000 blog hits — salmon and risotto in wine sauce
10,000 blog hits – a handjob.
Perhaps I could’ve struck a better deal with my wife. Who knows? Read her blog. And I’ll let you know. It’s called Stuff White Parents Like.
As always, thanking you in advance…
— The Blogspouse