Procreation stinks!


That’s what I thought my wife should call her blog.  She wanted to write about annoying kids and annoying parents, and what better way to sum it all up then: “Procreation Stinks!”  But instead… she decided to jump on the “stuff white people like” bandwagon and call her blog “Stuff White PARENTS Like.”  Does that kind of thing really work?

Uh… did you NOT read the “No One Reads My Wife’s Blog” part of my title?

Really… this is all just about the numbers.  But can success in a blog, or success in a marriage for that matter, be really measured in numbers?  Well, yes, when the only number I see at the top of my conjugal dance card is a big old zero.  The fact is: I’m not getting any action until that blog sees some as well.

So please… before I reheat tonight’s can of soup for dinner, please help boost her numbers.  And my numbers too.  And when I say “numbers,” I’m not talking about my blog hits.

As always, please read my wife’s blog, because no one else is.  It’s “Stuff White Parents Like.” 

I thank you.  And so do my loins.

— The Blogspouse  



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2 responses to “Procreation stinks!

  1. I’m from the internet, and I’m here to help you. I shall now read your wife’s blog. Not only that, but I will read it multiple times from a variety of IP addresses in order to increase BOTH you and your wife’s “numbers” even faster.

    You’re welcome 🙂

  2. lecya

    I agree procreation stinks. That’s why I’m not having kids. They are nothing but annoying germ machines that talk back a little too much. Especially when they turn into teenagers. But yeah I read your wife’s blog. It’s okay. I’m not white or a parent so I can’t relate much. Sorry…

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