For the most part, people still aren’t reading my wife’s blo
g. But she did pass the 500 hit mark yesterday. I know that’s not much compared to those blogs that get hundreds of thousands of hits every single day. But it’s a milestone nonetheless, and she was very happy. This meant, instead of scavenging crusty old Rubbermaid containers for morsels of leftovers last night, I was presented with a plate of scallops and pasta, seemingly smothered in garlic and butter. The weird thing is: I’ve never seen her cook with so much butter before. I don’t know why. I like butter. What was the special occasion? It was then my wife explained her system of celebratory rewards to me…
500 blog hits – I get scallops and butter.
2000 blog hits — salmon and risotto in wine sauce
10,000 blog hits – a handjob.
Perhaps I could’ve struck a better deal with my wife. Who knows? Read her blog. And I’ll let you know. It’s called Stuff White Parents Like.
As always, thanking you in advance…
– The Blogspouse
7 Comments
March 26, 2008 at 3:38 pm
ooooh a handjob! i wish i had a deal set up like thta with my girlfriend, get on your promotion grind, market to a place where u would find a lot of white parents, like parents forums etc new baby forums dont market at swpl cus yeah
March 27, 2008 at 4:08 am
10k is a long way to go from 500, maybe you should have made that the 1k reward. Then you could make 10k seem like an unattainable goal and attach a ridiculous reward to it, like a threesome. “Ha, ha, honey!” Then secretly linkbomb the hell out of it.
March 27, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I’m rooting for you to the 10k bj. I’m assuming that you had to tone down the language for the interweb.
April 1, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Looks like your wife’s blog is at about 16K now. So how was the handjob?
April 2, 2008 at 5:41 pm
DUDE! I’m totally expecting details of your latest reward.
April 17, 2008 at 11:59 pm
When it hits a million he gets to have a threesome with his wife and her hot female friend.
Come on, men, read that damn blog! Do it for a fellow man!
April 27, 2008 at 1:57 am
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