Too late. I already pushed “start.” Hey, what’s that smell? Is someone cooking popcorn here? Oh wait… those are the blood vessels in the back of my throat popping.
You can stop this senseless abuse of a kitchen appliance — as well as a husband.
Read my wife’s blog: Stuff White Parents Like.
I can tell you one [...]
For the most part, people still aren’t reading my wife’s blog. But she did pass the 500 hit mark yesterday. I know that’s not much compared to those blogs that get hundreds of thousands of hits every single day. But it’s a milestone nonetheless, and she was very happy. This meant, instead of scavenging crusty [...]
That’s what I thought my wife should call her blog. She wanted to write about annoying kids and annoying parents, and what better way to sum it all up then: “Procreation Stinks!” But instead… she decided to jump on the “stuff white people like” bandwagon and call her blog “Stuff White PARENTS Like.” Does that [...]
I don’t understand why people write blogs, and I definitely don’t know why people read them. All I know is my wife claims she is writing one. I tend to believe her, since she thrusts her laptop in front of my face every few minutes and makes me read her posts. She says they’re supposed [...]
